sapphicscience:

the farther from high school i get the more ridiculous it is that the actors playing high school students are still older than me

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This is my school’s legacy

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My school is legit the site of the first recorded panty raid in US history 

it’s on our homecoming t-shirts this year so obviously it’s true

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findthepaththatisyourown:

peaceloveandstarwars:

“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”

ALL OF MY CREYS

I… love… THIS MAN.

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doctor-in-a-policebox:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

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backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math


 

this poor, poor woman

I am so sorry

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We were giving presentations in history today and someone said “erect phallus” and nobody laughed

does that mean we’re all adults now

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Anonymous:
Sometimes i wonder what stories will the liars tell their grandchildren about their high school years that of course if A won't kill them all

craylittleliars:

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#ooooooh